There are days that I absolutely do NOT know what to do with my little guy Paul! But on the other hand he always keeps me laughing~ Here are a few stories from the past week of Paul:
Story #1: Last Thursday, while CPS was here doing their monthly visit, we got a call from our Neighbor saying that she had a blonde boy over at her house saying that he "needed" something. Brandon didn't say much to her on the phone, since their case worker was here, and heaven forbid she know that we can't ALWAYS keeps tabs on ALL of our children:o) So Brandon left and when he got home he told me this...
Our neighbor, Cherry Delgado, had heard a noise at her back door, you know the noise like someone is trying to get in, so she went to her back door and found Paul breaking and entering. She opened the door and said, "can I help you?" and he says, "I need something!" and just walked in her house and started wandering around , walked over to her table, and pointed at a package of cherry tomatoes and says, "I think I need these." So she gave them to him and out the door he went. When Brandon went to get him, he turned the corner and there is little Paul, sitting on his tricycle(in the middle of the road) eating Cherry's cherry tomatoes!!!
Story #2 - My sister kept my kids on Monday so I could go do some coupon shopping. Anybody that has ever watched him knows that he isn't the easiest kid to tend. Anyway, he was being disobedient and got put on the time out chair. He sat there and was screaming and yells, " I'm gonna throw my shoe at your head!!!" Jami said she just started laughing.
Story #3 - Yesterday my sister was in her laundry room when Paul came in the side door and this is how the conversation went:
Paul - "where is Tyton's bike"
Jami - " i don't know. where IS Tyton?"
Paul - "i don't know. where is Tyton's bike?"
Jami - "What do you need Tyton's bike for?"
Paul - "Cause my mom said to go find something to DOOOO!"
Story #4 - Today we were outside and Paul had wandered off to Jami's. Jami went in the house to see what he was up to and found him in the kitchen stealin some chips, so Jami says, "Paul are you stealing chips from my house?" and Paul says, "NOPE, I'm stealing chips from your kitchen!!"
Gosh it is GOOD thing I love this KID!!!!!