So this blog might be a little TMI for some of you but I have to share the details to be able to remember why it was funny. So I am one of those crazy moms that walks around in her G's. (Now...you need to understand that I don't do that ALL the time, but I will walk around in them in the morning when I wake my kids up or at night after the kids are in bed.) Well...a couple mornings ago I was sitting on the couch with Miles sitting there by me and he looks over and asks, 'Why are those by your arms?' I didn't know what he was talking about so I asked him, 'what?' And he points at my chest and says, 'Why are those by your arms?'(referring to my boobs). (Now any woman knows that after having kids, and with age, gravity takes its toll and your uppers become your lowers!) I seriously about died laughing. Me being the blunt mother that I am explained to him that I didn't have my bra on so they weren't up where they were suppose to be!!
Fast forward 3 days. Once again sitting in my G's on the couch with Miles. He reaches over and slaps my stomach and says, 'Fat Belly!'...which I turn to him and slap it myself and say, 'fat belly!'. He sits there for a second, looks up at me, and says, 'You need a Bra Belly!'. I of course say, 'WHAT??'. He smiles at me and says, 'you need one of those things that you wear up there (pointing to my chest) down here on your belly! Then it will suck it in and make it tight!!'.
I seriously have not stopped laughing over it!! Little does he know those are called girdles or spanx !! You gotta love little kids!!
I LOVE this Stinking Boy!!!(and he looked about this confused while asking me the questions)