Thursday, April 18, 2013

A Belly Bra?...Say What???

So this blog might be a little TMI for some of you but I have to share the details to be able to remember why it was funny.  So I am one of those crazy moms that walks around in her G's.  (Now...you need to understand that I don't do that ALL the time, but I will walk around in them in the morning when I wake my kids up or at night after the kids are in bed.)  Well...a couple mornings ago I was sitting on the couch with Miles sitting there by me and he looks over and asks, 'Why are those by your arms?'  I didn't know what he was talking about so I asked him, 'what?'  And he points at my chest and says, 'Why are those by your arms?'(referring to my boobs).  (Now any woman knows that after having kids, and with age, gravity takes its toll and your uppers become your lowers!)  I seriously about died laughing.  Me being the blunt mother that I am explained to him that I didn't have my bra on so they weren't up where they were suppose to be!!

Fast forward 3 days.  Once again sitting in my G's on the couch with Miles.  He reaches over and slaps my stomach and says, 'Fat Belly!'...which I turn to him and slap it myself and say, 'fat belly!'.  He sits there for a second, looks up at me, and says, 'You need a Bra Belly!'.  I of course say, 'WHAT??'.  He smiles at me and says, 'you need one of those things that you wear up there (pointing to my chest) down here on your belly! Then it will suck it in and make it tight!!'.  

I seriously have not stopped laughing over it!!  Little does he know those are called girdles or spanx !!  You gotta love little kids!!  

I LOVE this Stinking Boy!!!(and he looked about this confused while asking me the questions)

9 comments:

Darren, Felicia, Judd, & Jake said...

haha! Okay Tiff, that tops the charts! How hilarious is that? I was laughing outloud! Kids are the best! You're an awesome mom! I don't know how you do it:)

Darren, Felicia, Judd, & Jake said...

Tiff. This one tops the charts! How hilarious! I was laughing outloud! That will teach you won't it? You're awesome! I don't know how you handle all those kiddos!

NICOLE said...

OH MY GOODNESS!!! LOVE it!!LOL

Summer Haws said...

Ha ha, too cute! Kids say the darnest things!

debrajo said...

Haha! Too bad that wasn't already invented--he would make millions at such a young age. :) Don't you love conversations with kids?

Today I was sitting on the couch and the top of my jeans were pushing into my less-than-rock-solid waist, and my little Emmett informed me that I have 3 bellies.

Mitch said, "Maybe we should train our kids on what NOT to say to moms."

Shawna said...

Oh my heck that is so funny! I need a belly bra too!!

FerraroFam said...

HAHAHA Wow....kids have no filter in what they say, but at the same time I gotta say I like how honest they are ecspecially since you know that it isn't coming from a mean place.

The Reidheads said...

That is HILARIOUS!!! :) Hey, I got some weirdo that already posted on my blog so I am going to go private. Send me your email and I will "invite" you since you are pretty much the only one that looks at it anyways...haha! Love ya! Miss ya!!

KaNdRa and JaReD said...

So funny!! Thanks for sharing:) i love you're honest answers:)